A Million Pounds

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If I was given a million pounds
What would I do with a million pounds?
I'd make a nice sandwich and have a sit down
If I was given a million pounds

I'd build a big spaceship and fly into space
I'd have a look round and see what it's like
I'd wave at the aliens out the window
I'd make em all sandwiches whatever they liked

I'll take lots of beetroot and mayonnaise
And everything else that tastes nice in a sandwich
Like cheese and tomato and ham and eggs
And I'd watch them all eat with their alien mouths

And when I've run out of petrol up there
I'll say my goodbyes and come back down here
Then I'd go on a trampoline and have a sit down
If I was given a million pounds

A million pounds


from The Elliot Mason Show Album, released January 8, 2017



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