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Doors doors doors, lovely doors

You can open them up, close them again
Keep them ajar if your expecting a friend
Oh what a drafty world this would be without doors doors doors

You can paint 'em a colour or leave 'em alone
You can buy one in B&Q in store or by phone
But make sure you don't buy the wrong size

Oh doors, doors, doors

If you didn't have a door then you be stuck in your room
Unless you climbed out of a window
You couldn't get into the toilet at all
You'd have to wee into a corner

Oh they fill up a hole in the side of your house
They keep out gorillas and even a mouse
You can put in a flap for your cat though

Oh doors doors doors

Some of them have a little peephole thing
And you can spy on the postman and see what he brings
But be careful if he posts something heavy
Cos it might hurt your foot foot foot

Oh Argos and Currys and Wilkinsons too are accessed by going through a doorway
They have them all over in Belgium and Spain, and one or two over in Norway

Well there's five on my car not including the bonnet
Is a bonnet a door or a lid? Oh well sod it
I'm fond of a lid but I'm rather more partial to doors doors doors

Lovely doors.


from The Elliot Mason Show Album, released January 8, 2017



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