My Life Is Wonderful

from by Elliot Mason

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La da, la de di da. La da, la de di da
La da, la de di da. La da, la de di da

My life is wonderful
I live alone inside a cave
And it can get quite cold
And birds keep pooing all over my things
Oh well, I don't mind because I like it in my cave
Even though a man came and stole my dog and chopped him up for firewood

Oh, my life is wonderful
I wouldn't change it for the world
My father used to beat me up
And he wouldn't let me go to school
He said I was useless and annoying and a complete waste of space
He once put my guinea pig in the oven and turned it up to gas mark 8

Oh, my life is wonderful
My wife is having an affair
I love her more than words can say
And I cry myself to sleep ever night

Wonderful, wonderful
My life is wonderful

Oh, my life is wonderful
I dropped my passport down a well
My finger's got a paper cut
And I've run out of Frizz Ease for my hair
I'm now developing chest pains and I've got nothing to eat
My horoscope this morning said that my life is about to get much worse

Oh, my life is wonderful
My favourite mug has got a crack
A horse has eaten all my clothes
And my neighbour's started learning the violin
He only knows Frere Jacques and the theme from Different Strokes
I bought some peanuts the other day and they tasted a little bit funny

Oh, my life is wonderful
My bed is made out of a pointed rocks
I've lost my Tescos club card
And a bears just bitten off half of me leg

Wonderful, wonderful
My life is wonderful

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from The Elliot Mason Show Album, released January 8, 2017

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